Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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