Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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