Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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