But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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