took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
