just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
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Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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