I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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