just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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