she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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