Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.