I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.