shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We have started to decorate penises.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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