how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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