I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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