You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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