You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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