week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Is that strawberry winking at me??
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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