I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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