Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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