He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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