I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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