got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It's official drugs can't kill me
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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