Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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