Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
We got so high we made milksteak
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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