Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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