A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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