She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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