I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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