She is in my trunk
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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