So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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