I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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