glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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