let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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