Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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