that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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