I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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