Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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