I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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