I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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