You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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