My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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