once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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