You really coming over, don't trick.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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