i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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