are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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