Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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