just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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