i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.