Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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