A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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