You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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