Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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