are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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