Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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