the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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