Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Still dying that you shit outside
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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