I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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