Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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