At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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