i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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