I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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