who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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