It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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